Colorful Trees

Umm... your mom may not have mentioned what a psychotic Nazi I truly am when it comes to things textured, so I thought I should quantify my previous statement. I am a complete asshole about texturing, coloring and lighting. My former boss once showed me the crap that was SpeedTree and I went the fuck off. I told him "For 6,000 fucking dollars I wanna be able to walk up and see a fucking cicada shell on the Goddamn tree!". ... 48 minutes later I sent him a photo. It had a cicada shell photo on a tree and I explained the life span of a cicada to him and the other people in the company. Not one of them noticed the tree bark was fake and I had just developed a technique for creating them photo realistically from scratch in just a few minutes. I am a texture Nazi. I will not sugar coat anything you ever place up for critique, because I have no respect for those who do. None of us need smoke blown up our asses. We need to be told what is wrong and how to make it right... and the only people, fans, anyone, we can truly respect are those who believe no news is good news. If they ain't bitchin' then it is good.